Kennis and I have made a bet: Lose 20 pounds by the end of December. The winner gets a $50 shopping spree in a comic book store in Atlanta. The loser has to drive him up there and let him spend the money (and hang his head in shame and feel humiliated).
Sure, we could have decided to lose weight for more noble reasons. But that's just not our style. But we do need your support. We need you to leave comments to support (and/or heckle) us. Who do you want to win the bet?
That's our weight counter you see above. We will try to update the counter at least once a week. As of August 9, 2010 that is.
I'm going to be completely honest here ... Kennis doesn't stand a chance and I will enjoy watching him cry when all of this is said, not eaten and done. That's right. I'm throwing down the weight loss gauntlet (I kind of envision a white Michael Jackson glove with purple rhinestones and small metal spikes).
For all of my supporters (yeah, that's you) please "boo" Kennis when you see him. That's right. No greeting. No hello's. Just a looooong and hardy "boo." I know you all like Kennis. But until the end of December, he's the enemy. If that's too harsh, act friendly. Send him care packages of candy and junk food and coupons to fast food places. Buy him a calorie-laden soda. Ice cream. Offer to pay for his lunch and buy him Kentucky Fried Chicken. Or offer to buy him pie after he's eaten a healthy salad. Sabotage. Support me. Crush the enemy.
Long live the skinnier version of Marcolm!
P.S. This is all in good fun. Good luck, Kennis.
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