I must admit that it is wonderful to see you so excited about your chances of winning this competition. Sadly (note the sad face in the title), you don't stand a chance. I hate to bring genetics into this but your German blood will not allow you to go without proper chocolate for too long a period. This will be your downfall. All I have to do is sit back and wait for the backlash. Maybe I will send a proper German Chocolate Cake to you as a challenge starting gift.
Can you resist?
I think not.
My only worry is that your in-house coach my prove to be a bit of a problem. She has power over you and can curb your grand appetite with great ease. I may have to send her on a trip or convince her she has the pox or something devious like that. We will see. In any case, this competition is mine. Prepare to look into the disappointed faces of your little girls as they wonder what has become of their FATHER!!!! HA HA HA HA haugh coughhh cuhhh.... Ha.
Sorry.
Good luck dude...you will need it.
Kennis
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